Mary Jane “Mae” West (August 17, 1893 – November 22, 1980) was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades.
Known for her bawdy double entendres West made a name for herself in vaudeville and on the stage in New York City before moving to Hollywood to become a comedienne, actress, and writer in the motion picture industry.
She was one of the more controversial movie stars of her day, and encountered many problems, including censorship. When her cinematic career ended, she continued to perform in Las Vegas and in the United Kingdom, and on radio and television, and to record rock and roll albums. Asked about the various efforts to impede her career, West replied: “I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.”
Mae West’s Classic Lines
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.”
“I feel like a million tonight—but only one at a time”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“I’m single because I was born that way.”
“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you–the next one may fall for your smile.”
“It’s not the men in your life that matters; it’s the life in your men.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
“Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
“Love thy neighbour — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
“Look your best – who said love is blind? ”
“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
“You are never too old to become younger!”
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
“A woman in love can’t be reasonable–or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“To err is human – but it feels divine.”
“I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
“Men are my hobby; if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.”
“Good women are no fun… The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“The curve is more powerful than the sword.”
“I’ve no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who’d do up the zipper on the back of your dress?
When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
“Keep a diary and one day it’ll keep you.”
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
“I’ve been things and seen places.”
“Are you trying to show contempt for this court? I was doin’ my best to hide it.”
“She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
“The score never interested me, only the game.”
“Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.”
“I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.”
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.”
“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
“Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.”
“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
“I see you’re a man with ideals. ‘I’d better be going before you’ve still got them.”
“I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.”
“Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.”
“It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.”
“I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they’re smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness… My work has always been my greatest happiness”
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
“You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”
“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!’ ‘Goodness had nothing to do with it’.”
“Life is short. break the rules forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile”
“I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.”
“It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”
“A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find.”
“Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for years.”
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.”
“My goodness had nothing to do with it.”
“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn’t bring any interest.”
“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
“Men are all alike – except the one you’ve met who’s different.”
“If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”
““A man in the house is worth two on the street.”
“You certainly know the way to a man’s heart.” “ Funny, too, ’cause I don’t know how to cook.”
“Brains are an asset, if you hide them.”
“When in doubt, take a bath…”
“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor, and rich is better.”
“If I can’t get a man with a million dollars, I’ll get a million men with one dollar.”
“What’s the good of resisting temptation? There’ll always be more.”
“Come up sometime, and see me”
“I see a man in your life.” “What, just the one!”
“Aren’t you forgetting you’re married?” “I’m doing my best!”